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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
changing from jeans to pajama pants
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
- Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
- Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime
They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]
You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.
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people who have the same name as me are competition
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